Dear Ashley H.,
We really need to have some girl time together, you and I. I need to give you some straight talk and get to the root of why you like all the dudes who are mean, sleezy, and talk really slow.
Brad Womack? This Bentley dude?
Your friend told you he sucks via text message! Listen to your girlfriends...girlfriend....
And then when you were saying that your relationship with Bentley was left unresolved after he left?
Omg no girl. He left you.
I think the J.P. dude really has something going for him. He wore jammies with you! I'm thinkin' he makes it to the end. He'll make you happy. Just give him a chance.
And don't worry about not being like Emily. I'm intimidated by her too. If only she were a b**ch it would be ok to hate her, but she seems so darned nice.
I know I'm just watching you on a tv show but IT FEELS SO REAL!!!
Can't wait for next Monday.
PS: I'll write about stuff that's not the bachelorette soon. Cross my heart promise.