Straight Talk to Brad Pitt

Time for hard hitting news you're used to getting from me:

A few days back, Brad Pitt called his marriage to Jen Aniston "boring" in an interview for Parade Magazine!  This ticked me off, because I'm team Aniston, yo. 

Pitt said, “I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. . . . I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.”

 “I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

1)  Brad, you're pretty (or at least used to be), but your mama taught you better! 

2) Angelina is exciting and all ....but...she also made out with her brother at an awards show...so uh yeah...creeeeeeepy...

3)  Let's get Angelina, Brad, and Jen to run a 10k.   I'm betting on my girl Jen unless Angelina gets all tomb raider on Jen and takes her down. 

4) This marriage ended like a gazillion years ago.  Time to move on to the hot couples of today like Pippa and Harry!  

Happy Friday!!